There's a game that most of us have played at some point or another in our lives, most probably our younger lives. It's called, "Have You Ever?" and it's a way to find out things about your friends that you might not have known before. If they tell the truth, that is.
For example, you might ask something like, "Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your high school during school hours?" or "Have you ever eaten a booger?" You know, stuff like that.
That could be a fun game to play in the garden, too. For your entertainment pleasure, file these questions away for your next get-together with your garden buddies.
- ...nurtured a weed, thinking it was a flower?
- ...grown a plant on the Invasive Species List?
- ...planted a fragrant plant in your garden for the sole purpose of rubbing your hands on it and smelling them once in a while?
Helichrysum italicum is commonly known as curry plant, although it's not edible. It just smells like curry powder. I plant this one just to rub its leaves. |
- ...used your bypass pruners to dig a hole?
- ...planted a full sun plant where it got shade for most of the day, thinking a couple of hours of direct sun would be enough, only to find out it wasn't?
- ...planted a tree too close to your house?
- ...killed a plant that everyone else you know can grow without even trying? Multiple times?
Johnny jump-ups hate me. |
- ...moved the same plant more than twice?
- ...temporarily hidden plant purchases behind or under shrubs so your significant other wouldn't notice that you'd bought more plants?
- ...bought way more seeds than you could ever plant in a lifetime?
- ...helped yourself to seed pods from the hotel's landscaping while on vacation?
- ...felt guilty for thinning seedlings and sorry for the ones you pulled out?
You get the idea. We all break the rules now and then, because gardening rules beg to be broken, even if we don't break them on purpose.
By the way, yes, "I have ever" done ALL of the above. I'll bet you could add a few questions of your own for this game. C'mon... fess up in the comments! 🙃