We were invited to my grandma's house for ham and beans the other night (yum!), and stopped at Walmart on the way home. We needed to pick up a few things, but as is usually the case, we found a few that we didn't need, too.
I usually take a stroll through the garden center, but as it was late in the evening, I resisted this time. However, sometimes Walmart will put items in another location totally unrelated to their usual space. As I was walking from the pet supplies department to the other side of the store for some food items, something caught my eye and I stopped.
Black lady slippers! And they were on sale for five dollars!
I'd not seen these before and was surprised when I just happened upon them. It only took me a few seconds to make the decision to buy some. I couldn't believe my luck and smiled all the way to the frozen foods.
I showed Romie as I met up with him there, and he took one look and rolled his eyes, which is exactly what I expected him to do. He just doesn't understand how sometimes it only takes a small thing to give me great joy.
So how do you like my black lady slippers?
When you saw the title of this post, you thought I'd found a black lady slipper orchid, didn't you? I didn't mean to mislead you. Okay, yes I did. When I looked at the receipt and saw the slippers listed as "Lady Slipper", I couldn't resist.
Only a gardener would look at that and think "orchid."
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Is there such a thing as a black lady slipper orchid?
Perhaps not a Cypripedium, but there is this.
20 comments:
You got me! I TOTALLY thought you were growing some gorgeous black orchid! :))
Nice flip flops, though.
Yes you totally got me hook, line, and sinker. But it was a good laugh at my expense.
I was dreaming of orchids, and all the gardeners I was going to tell about your amazing new plant. Ha on me.
Jen
Hi Kylee, that was just cruel! And quite funny too. I was skeptical about Walmart having such a thing, but Lowe's on occasion does get some Paphs. Cute slippers. :-)
Frances
You had me almost the whole time! But I did remember your great sense of humor! They are nice looking slippers...gail
You had me fooled you funny girl. I love these black lady slippers.
I'm extremely gullible, so of course I followed you, thinking I might learn something new...well, I learned that I should hop on over to Walmart and get me a pair of them hot black ladyslippers!!!
I fell for it.
That is a good one......;)
You got me, too! :-) LOL
I do love the slippers, though.
Cameron
Oh, you're a funny girl! You got me too. Thanks for the chuckle.
At least you won't have to feed and water those lady slippers :)
You caught me, too, Kylee! Cute post! (I like your new slippers!) ;-)
I was fooled too..great pedicure to go along w/ the sexy slippers!
I walked right into it to. You rascal.
They wouldn't be black at my house for long...they'd be cat-hair colour. Why is it even BLACK cathair shows up on black???
Kate ~ I wish! And the flip flops are comfy and believe it or not - warm!
Jen ~ Well, here's what you do...tell them you saw this post about black lady slippers and let them find out for themselves! LOL
Frances ~ Awww, I'm sorry! NOT! I can be ornery sometimes, can't I? ;-)
Gail ~ Aren't they cute? And cheap!
Lisa ~ *snicker*
Jan ~ Well, if you look up the word "gullible" in the dictionary, you'll see my picture there, so I have a teeny bit of sympathy for you. Or would that be empathy? ;-)
And yes...go get you some! I think they had other colors, too!
Debbi ~ That was the idea! ;-)
Cathy ~ Thank you. :-)
Cameron ~ I actually stood there for a few minutes deciding if I wanted to spend five dollars for them. Silly me. I'd pay three times that for a plant I might kill, when I'll have those slippers for a few years probably!
Kerri ~ Hey! I never thought of that! One more reason to love the slippers!
Shady Gardener ~ Thank you! Maybe I'll wear them to Spring Fling. LOL
NatureGirl ~ Oh, I just did my nails yesterday. I can't walk on the beach with bare nails now, can I? (Leaving for Florida on Sunday!)
jodi ~ Gotcha! And do you think I didn't have to pull a few cat hairs off of them before I took that picture? Not with three cats in the house!
I couldn't imagine Wal*Mart having something that gorgeous and unique, especially for $5. But these black slippers ARE wonderful - they look comfy and cozy. Nice toes! :)
Oh! Ms. Kylee, I must compliment you for havin two very attractive things that fit inside lady's slippers. No, I don't have a foot fetish, but I do appreciate pretty ones. And yours highly qualify for my praise. And I also enjoy other things with less than ten digits such as what's offered in the Orchidaceae family of plants. One more thing, black lady's slippers are sexy. ;~)
Kylee, You are too funny! Did you do your toenails just for your photo shoot? Mine are sorely neglected in the winter...out of sight, out of mind. ha
Shoot! I was reaching for my keys to head for Walmart till I saw the photo! (I confess I went to Walmart anyway, just in case... never know what you'll find!) This was especially funny to me because I just snapped a similar photo of my own tootsies for MY next post--but without the pretty polish. :) Thanks for a good chuckle.
Absolutely brilliant..... you are truly an epitome of the humor that many gardener's possess. I was so ready to open another window and search for the 'Black Lady Slipper Orchid.' I hope you will smile every time you wear them... I needed a laugh with 2' of snow and -17 weather here in the great white north! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Nancy ~ You just never know what you will find at Walmart! We do a lot of shopping there because it's the only store in our area of its type. We are very rural.
TC ~ Aw, thanks TC! My mom once said if she had feet like mine she wouldn't wear sandals! She has prettier feet than I do, though. Glad you like my sexy slippers. LOL. I do have an orchid lady slipper! It's been two years since it's bloomed though. :-(
Connie ~ Yes and no. I usually do have my toenails painted all the time, but when I wanted to take this picture, they hadn't been done for awhile. However, I am leaving for Florida on Sunday, so I wanted to do them anyway. That's the long answer. LOL.
Donna ~ That's right! You never know! Gotta check out your toes now. LOL.
Teza ~ Thanks for making me smile! Hope you get rid of that snow soon!
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